I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
vagina is talking i cant
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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