his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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