I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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