One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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