We're facebook friends in real life
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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