What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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