It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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