oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
