I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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