sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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