I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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