The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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