I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Terrible idea I love it
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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