how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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