On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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