Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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