i just made my gag reflex go away.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Boobs are out for the taking
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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