Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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