omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
what if I'm pregnant?
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hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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