When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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