How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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