Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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