Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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