i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
You are the jesus of drinking
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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