so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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