We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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