This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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