You really coming over, don't trick.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He? As in you personified your dick?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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