So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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