White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Randomize
