Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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