The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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