just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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