I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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