one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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