I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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