I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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