Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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