There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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