She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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