Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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