some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
sick fucks of a feather flock together
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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