Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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