So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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