I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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