Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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