don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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