He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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