belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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