think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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