3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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